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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
  -- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge, "I Married Marge...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
• Marge: How's my special little guy? Lisa: How're you feeling, big brother?
  [Maggie sucks on her pacifier] Homer: Aw, this is wonderful...
• Maggie: [playing Monopoly with Bart] [removes her pacifier, coughs up a hotel] Marge
  Bart, don't feed your sister hotels. Bart: [holding up the box] Don't worry, Mom....
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...