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• I didn't mind if they groomed me for success (yech!
  ) or if they said that I was a fool. -- Ian Anderso...
• Can you cook? Can you sew? Well, I don't want to know, cause that's not what you need on the inside to make the time go.
  -- Ian Anderso...
• There's a party in my mind, and I can never leave.
• See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
  Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
• I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.
• I wish there were no such thing as taglines.
• I wish you were a beer.
• I wish I were in the land of cotton - not polyester.
• And cruelest of all, I've learned that the bucks in this criticism thing just aren't what they should be.
  I figure if I'm not gonna make any jack in my chosen profession, the least I can do is vent my spleen....