Related:

• The train jolted to a halt, a woman asked what was the matter.
  "We`ve hit a cow, madam." "Was it on the tracks ?" "NO, we had to chase it over a field....
• Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
• To live and die in scenes like this, With some we 've left behind us.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- As slow our Ship...
• There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. -- Malcolm Forbe
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
  And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
• When in doubt, duck. -- Malcolm Forbe
• The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
• Life! we 've been long together Through pleasant and through cloudy weathe
  'T is hard to part when friends are dear,-- Perhaps 't will cost a sigh, a tea...