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• Consider what might be fertilizing the greener grass across the fence.
• If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be fertilizing it.
• When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
  -- Thomas Szasz...
• When you have been put out to pasture, the grass on the other side of the fence always looks greener, no matter where they put the fence.
• Hit the ball over the fence, and you can take your time going around the bases. -- John Rape
• If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, step back and take a deep whiff.
  It may be that there is a lot more manure loose over there. -- Schapiro's Explanatio...
• No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.
• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
  -- Old Testament -- Psalm xxiii, 2...