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• Consider what might be fertilizing the greener grass across the fence.
• If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, step back and take a deep whiff.
  It may be that there is a lot more manure loose over there. -- Schapiro's Explanatio...
• The grass is always greener on the other side
• When you have been put out to pasture, the grass on the other side of the fence always looks greener, no matter where they put the fence.
• The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.
• The grass may be greener on the far side of the hill, but the dope is blackest at home.
• Schapiro's Explanation: The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's because they use more manure.