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  how only *knows*. [Mother's baby, father's maybe?...
• A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.
  -- Thomas Szasz...
• For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date.
  He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now....
• For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date.
  He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now....
• Rev.L: [reluctantly, to phone] Hello, Ned. Ned: Sorry to bother you, Rev.
  Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables....
• The longer a man is wrong, the surer he is that he's right.
• A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited.
  He thinks the whole world revolves around him--and it usually does. -- W. C. Field...
• The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.