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• By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.
  -- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April Fool's column....
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• For good clean fun, shower with a friend.
• Quote #144 Atilla The Hun's Maxim: If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order.
  -- P. J. Plauger, Programming On Purpose, p147...
• How I love C! The only language where main(){ puts("hello, world!
  ); } is equivalent to int i;main(){for(;i["]
• Building translators is good clean fun. -- T. Cheatham
• It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
  -- Franklin P. Jone...
• How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously. -- A. A. Milne