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• Sleep can interfere with the acquisition of profit. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #103
• Good Scouting can always outmaneuver Murphy's law.
• Do not keep on with a mockery of friendship after the substance is gone--but part, while you can part friends.
  Bury the carcass of friendship: it is not worth embalming. -- William Hazli...
• Firmness of delivery dates is inversely proportional to tightness of schedule.
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• What are a couple of million of instructions between friends? -- Dan Greine
• One enemy can harm you more than a hundred friends can do you good. German Proverb
• It is really insufficient to be simply good, one must also try to be good for something.
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• Campbell's Second Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered.
• Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off.