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• Somehow he got in [to law school]; he talked his way in. -- James Quayle, Dan's fathe
• Review Questions (1) If Nerd on the planet Nutley starts out in his spaceship at 20 KPH, and his speed doubles every 3.
  2 seconds, how long will it be before he exceeds the speed of light?...
• I suppose that for the next year-and-a-half the stock market will shoot way up every time Howard Baker walks out of the Oval Office and says, "He's alert today!
  -- Mark Russell...
• Vice President Dan Quayle says he loves to travel to Africa and wants to see the Amazon River when he is there.
  He is planning to do these things the next time he is invited to Toronto....
• I won't say Dan Quayle is dumb, but when the light changed to "WALK," he abandoned his car and got out and started walking.
• WHY GOD WILL NEVER GET TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 1. Only published one book.
  2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. He did not publish it in referenced journals....
• I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J....