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• Enjoy your life. If you don't, no one else will.
• It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
  ... -- Avo...
• Life is like eating grapefruit. First you have to break through the ski
  hen it takes a couple of bites to get used to the taste, and just as you begin to enjoy it, it squirts you in the eye....
• Burp!......(well it COULD have been worse!)
• I wish life could have 1024x768x256 resolution.