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• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
  What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we don't liberate Kuwait?...
• TOTAL The sum or entire amount of a number of things, which if added by hand tends not to relate in any way shape or form to the values or attributes of those things.
  Oh bugger, where's the calculator got to? -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• BONK Oh please, let's not get back to that. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• NOVEMBER Oh come on, that was months ago, it's pointless dwelling on it now.
  The word November is actually Latin. Nov means nine, indicating the ninth month, which is due to the guy who made up all the months having a bit of a problem with adding up....
• TUSSOCK Word only used in novels about farms in out of the way places.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• The Government also criticised the Opposition policy on optometry, accusing it of being short-sighted.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...