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• NULL MODEM Another one of those things which sits around on your desk for months, but mysteriously vanishes the day before you need it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• BUGGER Common suffix to the word "oh". May also have some sexual connotations, but we're not getting into all that again.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• WRONG Incorrect, erroneous. Generally, the things that are most likely to be wrong are those which you feel the most confident about.
  This confidence has usually led you to proclaim it is an undeniable fact to all and sundry, and to generally stake your reputation/life/ fortune on it....
• RAIN Another one of those things that is great to watch when you're not caught in it.
  Perhaps what we need to do is somehow make intelligent clouds that rain, but not actually *on* people....
• BONK Oh please, let's not get back to that. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• SEA Where fish fingers come from. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• ISM Any distinctive doctrine, theory or practice. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• WHARF One of those places where noisy men hang around chewing tobacco and swearing and going on strike a lot.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...