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• Leela: Zoidberg! Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.
• Professor: Anywho, your net suits will let you experience Fry's worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
  Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Staying single is largely a matter of spacing. You have to make sure your dates don't want a mate, they just wanta mate.
• Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows? Rory: Yes. Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
  Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if you're not Krusty, how come you have the exact same signature as him?...
• Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Del, age 6...
• A child is a person who will try mightily to live up to whatever expectations you have of them, when you tell them what you expect.
• Well, there were sixty-eight people there, and sixty-two of them had no more desire to throw a stone than you had.
  Satan! Oh, it's true. I know your race. It is made up of sheep....
• Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
  And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....