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• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
• Fry: "Make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
  Yes?" Zoidberg: "Is the desire to mate a feeling?...
• Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
  And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
• Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
  Amy: No, let's buy internet stock. Zoidberg: On margin!...
• Eureka!" -Professor "Did you build the Smell-o-scope?
  Fry "No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professo...
• Fry: Have you ever been in love? Worm Mayor: No, I thought I was once, but then I remembered our species reproduces with a cloud of spores.
• Fry: I want to see the edge of the universe. Amy
  Ooh, that sounds cool. Zoidberg: It's funny. You live in the universe by you never do these things 'til someone comes to visit....
• Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
  All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.