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• A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla.
  -- Mitch Ratcliffe...
• If any invention marks the decline of human civilization, I think it would have to be the snooze alarm.
  The snooze alarm is based on the idea that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up....
• To err is human, to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human.
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• The most important invention in the history of the human race is the written contract.
  It makes it possible for individual parties to list all the different ways they distrust each other....
• A computer may not be able to foul things up as well as a human being, but it does it much faster and with a great deal more efficiency.
• You can now buy more gates with less specifications than at any other time in history.
  -- Kenneth Parke...
• I am a computer -- dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
  -- ...understanding Bureaucracy......