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• In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass.
  Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon....
• A little bit of perfume doesn't hurt you if you don't drink it. -- Darrell Royal
• Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish. -- Darrell Royal
• Al Jeeter: Goes to same job every day!
• You don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line.
  And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order!...
• Every dog must have its day. -- Jonathan Swif
• Every dog has its day, but the nights belong to the pussycats.
• No sun, no moon, no morn, no noon, No dawn, no dusk, no proper time of day, .
  . . . . . No road, no street, no t' other side the way, ....