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• Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish. -- Darrell Royal
• A little bit of perfume doesn't hurt you if you don't drink it. -- Darrell Royal
• You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.
• Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day. -- Darrell Royal
• You may be redneck... if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
• Lucius: You couldn't even give me one lousy round, Moe.
  You will always be a loser. Now take your check for a hundred thousand dollars and get out of my sight....
• Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises.
  You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand...
• Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.