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• Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day. -- Darrell Royal
• Al Jeeter: Goes to same job every day!
• The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. -- Old Testament -- Judges v, xvi, 9
• Every day it's the same thing -- variety. I want something different.
• If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.
• It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli
• I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.
• Dozens of bears are found dead in Alaska and Canada every summer, killed by blood lost to the voracious mosquito.
  The estimated life-expectancy of a naked man on the tundra in summer is about 15 minutes....
• Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.