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• My father had the spirit and integrity of a scientist, but he was a salesman.
  I remember asking him the question "How can a man of integrity be a salesman?...
• I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in.
• It is truly written that a man has five times as many fingers as ears, but only twice as many ears as noses.
• The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
  -- Chesterto...
• How many musicians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that....
• I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinions of himself than on the opinions of others.
  Marcus Aurelius, Meditatio...
• Priority: A statement of the importance of a user or a program.
  Often expressed as a relative priority, indicating that the user doesn't care when the work is completed so long as he is treated less badly than someone else....
• No matter how many daughters you have, there are always more than enough sneaky-eyed boy friends to take care of the need.