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• She's a nice girl and all, but she's just a few sandwiches short of a good picnic. -- Ms. Opal
• Ross Perot doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
• Ross Perot - one sandwich short of a picnic.
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• A few clowns short of a circus.
• A few peas short of a casserole.
• A few pickles short of a jar.
• A few pies short of a holiday.
• A few yards short of the hole.