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• If the clowns are all in Washington, then who's running the circus?
• A few peas short of a casserole.
• A few pickles short of a jar.
• A few pies short of a holiday.
• A few yards short of the hole.
• To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary.
  I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad....
• To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary.
  I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad....
• A few planes short of an Air Force.