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• Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.
• Never believe what a patient tells you his doctor said. -- Sir William Jenne
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....