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• Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.
• The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
  The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking, give up smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women....
• A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.
  I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news....
• And when the physician said, "Sir, you are an old man," "That happens," replied Pausanias, "because you never were my doctor.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Pausanias the Son of Phistoanax...
• A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's cha
  Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential....