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• You should never ride in an airplane with a sports team, because if the plane goes down, it's you they're gonna eat!
  -- Gordon Downie, singer for Tragically Hip...
• Political system's like an airplane: needs left & right wings to fly!
• If you don't ever give your heart wings, you never fly!
• PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
  20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• I'd like to be under the sea, in an octopus' garden in the shade.
• There is a fly on your nose.
• Shit Happens' according to... Reaction to Seeing your Mother-in-law
  Relatives are Shit....
• Airplane. Guy is sitting asleep, fly open, completely exposed.
  Next aisle, a guy's sitting there. He looks over and sees him....
• Never leave an enemy behind or it will rise again to fly at your throat. -- Shaka Zulu