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• You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.
• At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
  Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
• The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.
  -- Ladies' Home Journal...
• Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
• Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man.
• If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
• Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
• I would sooner be notorious than unknown.
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....