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  Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
• Valley girl, she's a valley girl ...
• Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl? Bart: I'm not a girl!
  Are you blind? Jasper: Yes. -- Touche! "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl
• You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly--only sooner than she thought you would.
• Troy: {[on TV] Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?
  You, the redhead in the Chicago school system?...
• For a girl, she's remarkably perceptive." -- CALVIN AND HOBBES
• I knew a girl, she was a macho man.