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• The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea.
  They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain....
• That one tile you need to win at Shanghai is destined to be on the bottom.
• I understand that CalTrans (California Department of Transportation) is going to be laying off large numbers from their road crews.
  It seems someone has invented a shovel that will stand up by itself....
• Commandant: "That's what he wanted." Kirk: "Who? Who wanted us killed?
  Commandant: "Since you're all going to die anyway, why not tell you....
• Tame a troll and it will learn you fighting.
• Few great men could get past the Personnel Department.
• The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department.
• Commandant: Gentlemen, I regret to inform you that the state Supreme Court has determined that forcing cadets to cross the Eliminator is a barbaric and malicious practice.
  Lisa: Yes! Commandant: Hence, you will be the last class to be subjected to it....
• Commandant: "No witnesses." Kirk: "Killed while trying to escape.
  McCoy: "Damn clever, if you ask me." Kirk: "It's a classic." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...