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• When you don't have any money, the problem is food.
  When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health....
• A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- P. Erdo
• U.S. money is the worst looking money in the world.
• Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
  -- Jules Renard...
• The one thing that can be safely said about the great majority of people is that we don't want them around.
  -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• Never fight an inanimate object. -- P. J. O'Rourke
• Count the day won when, turning on its axis, this earth imposes no additional taxes.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• One of the principal objects of theoretical research in any department of knowledge is to find the point of view from which the subject appears in greatest simplicity.
  -- J. Willard Gibbs, Collected Works, v.1; p. 10....
• Man is a military animal, Glories in gunpowder, and loves parade. -- P. J. Bailey