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• Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are.
  The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry....
• If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.
  But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women....
• The cops are ALWAYS around when you DON'T want them.
• Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing.
  Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Peg: " What's up with men who have to look at other women when they have us at home?
  Al: " Well, sometimes when you drive a Dodge you want to close your eyes and dream it's a Ferrari....
• Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....