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• Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Lande
• I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelling?
  -- Sgt. Al Powell (Reginald Veljohnson), Die Hard...
• Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
  -- Ann Lande...
• One of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered.
  -- Ann Lande...
• One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. -- Ann Lande