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• Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. -- Ann Lande
• Television only proves that people will look at anything -- rather than each other.
• One of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Lande
• Women complain about sex more than men. Their gripes fall into two categorie
  (1) Not enough and (2) Too much. -- Ann Lande...
• No one has right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.
  -- Ann Landers, nationally sindicated advice columnist -- and Director at Handgun Control Inc....
• Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than where they are.
• I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead