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• His family wasn't dysfunctional until he arrived.
• The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
  One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?...
• I'm not a lovable man. -- Richard Nixon.
• Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.
• Eve was framed.
• Music's golden tongue Flatter'd to tears this aged man and poor.
  -- John Keats (1795-1821) -- The Eve of St. Agnes, Stanza 3...
• The trouble with playing a trick on a highly intelligent man like Mr.
  Teller is that the *time* it takes him to figure out from the moment that he sees there is something wrong until he understands exactly what happened is too damn small to give you any pleasure!...
• A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
  Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination....