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  This Fall, be sure to "walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, and sleep soundly" and you will live all the days of your life....
• RCP: Reschedule Car Payme
• Perhaps one of the only positive pieces of advice that I was ever given was that supplied by an old courtier who observed
  Only two rules really count: never miss an opportunity to relieve yourself...
• Car trouble is when the car won't start and the payments won't stop.
• Besides the device, the box should contain: * Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING" * A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns.
  YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable....
• Besides the device, the box should contain: * Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING" * A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns.
  YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable....
• Get a new car for your wife, if anybody will swap.
• A small farmer on a kibbutz was talking to a big Texan.
  The Texan says, "How big is your farm?" Well, he says, it's 200 feet by 300 feet....