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• Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
  -- Clifford Stoll...
• Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade!
• Swap read error. You lose your mind.
• The husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to use the new car, even to drive to the grocery store, a mere few blocks away from the house.
  Finally, after she rather insisted, he allowed it, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!...
• My ex-wife's car is a broomstick
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hear your alarm, but can't seem to get fully awake until you successfully page your left arm back in from swap space.
• You may be redneck... if hitchhikers refuse to get in your car with you.