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  YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable....
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  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
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