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• You know you are getting older when the only thing you really want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
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  the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve....
• Negative, sucker. You need a smoking pistol and you know it.
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• Anybody abuse rental cars? If I'm really bored I'll take one to Earl Scheib and have it painted for $
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• You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
  They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
• When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it--this is knowledge.
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• Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists.