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• It's either very early or very late.
• Miles, pray for an early or late baby.
• The early worm gets the late bird.
• Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
  -- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)...
• When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariable enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.
• Luposchainsky's Hurry-Up-And-Wait Principle: If you're early, it'll be cancelled.
  If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait....
• It gets late early out there. -- Yogi Berra
• Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do.
  -- Jean-Paul Sartre...
• A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.