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• 1. If you're early, it'll be cancelled. 2. If you bust your buns to be on time, you'll have to wait.
  3. If you are not on time, it'll be too late. -- Luftenberg's Punctuality Observatio...
• If you have to think about it, it's too late.
• You have taken yourself too seriously. Knock it off.
• You can't be late until you show up.
• Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
  -- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)...
• If you can read this tagline, it is already too late....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... You wouldn't understand. You ask too many questions....
• If you are a worm, sleep late!
• Second Principle for Patients: The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.