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  -- Clint Eastwood...
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• I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
  First, let her think she's having her way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...
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  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Zapp: There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond.
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• The only way to have a friend is to be one. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso