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• Homer: I'm here to see Mr. Ormand. Woman: Of course.
  Right this way. [in the living room is held Ormand's funerals] Home...
• There is only one way to be happy by means of the heart -- to have none. -- Paul Bourge
• I speak only for myselves.
• Yesterday I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke!
• The way to a man's heart is through his back.
• But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
  Zapp...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...