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• There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another, and a woman who deceives another for ourselves.
  -- Augie...
• Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Emile
• It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her. -- Paul Geraldy
• I never yet heard man or woman much abused that I was not inclined to think the better of them
  and to transfer the suspicion or dislike to the one who found pleasure in pointing out the defects of another....
• Great, another woman who won't get personal with me on the holodeck.
  -- Geordi, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6...
• Winged time glides on insensibly, and deceives us; and there is nothing more fleeting than years.
  -- Ovid...
• Woman who spends much time on bedsprings, may have offsprings.
• Woman who spends much time on bedspring may have offspring.
• Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.