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• Woman who spends much time on bedspring may have offspring.
• Bore: A man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
  -- Melville D. Lando...
• Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any.
  It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing. -- Thomas Jefferso...
• There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick.
  -- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume...
• There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another, and a woman who deceives another for ourselves.
  -- Augie...
• Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting
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• Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.