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• There are only two kinds of books--good books and the others.
  The good are winnowed from the bad through the democracy of time. -- Edward Abbey...
• There are two kinds of fool. One says, "This is old, and therefore good.
  And one says "This is new, and therefore better." -- John Brunner, "The Shockwave Ride...
• I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae We
• There are only two kinds of men -- the dead and the deadly. -- Helen Rowland
• There are two kinds of fools. One says, "This is old, therefore it is superior.
  The other says, "This is new, therefore it is better....
• I know two kinds of audience only--one coughing and one not coughing. -- Arthur Schnabel
• Quote #688 There are only two kinds of language
  he kind everybody bitches about, and the kind nobody uses. -- B. Stroustrup...