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• The young lady had an unusual list, Linked in part to a structural weakness.
  She set no preconditions....
• There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
  But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
• The difference between prose and poetry. For example
  "There was a young lady from the Khyber Pass, Who went into the Ganges up to her knees....
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.
• JACK AND THE BEANSTACK -- by Mark Isaak Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL character named Jack.
  Jack and his relations were poor. Often their hash table was bare....