Related:

• How did the North win the Civil War? The South kept throwing sticks of dynamite, but the Yankees kept lighting it and throwing it back.
• Why are you looking down here? The message is up there!
• North Carolina Beach Bum here!!!
• Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent carrier down here.
• Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!
• Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here." -- James T. Kirk
• Your son still sliding down the banisters?" "We wound barbed wire around them.
  "That stop him?" "No, but it sure slowed him up....
• Yankees do it frugally.
• Now hear this! The father/son sack race will begin in 5 minutes on the north lawn.
  Participation is MANDATORY, repeat MANDATORY!" -- The Simpso...