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• It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau
• Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
  -- William Congreve (1670-1729) -- The Mourning Bride, Act iii, Sc. 8...
• A man who has no eyes, sess a tree with apples. He takes no apples He leaves no apples A one-eyed man sees a tree with two apples and takes one.
  (Notice use of plural vs singular)...
• If it isn't one thing, it's another, unless it's neither.
• Marge: Oh, you have _nothing_ to worry about, honey.
  Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_ all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes....
• We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. -- Epictetu
• God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak. -- Arab proverb
• New Crime Identified: "Tech Rage" HARRISBURG, IL -- The police department in this Illinois town has coined a new term for a growing trend in crime
  ech rage". Tech rage shares many similarities with another modern crime, "road rage", but instead of affecting drivers, tech rage is experienced by disgruntled computer users....
• I could recommend mescaline to everyone. Listen, there's a lot of people in this room.
  If one of you fell off a roof someday, if you did that in your normal state of mind--forget it....