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• Factorial: truth vs. reality (FACT-OR-REAL... get it?)
• What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real!
• You can tell fantasy from reality -- if it sucks it's real!
• Incest: The theory of relativity...
• Where there's a will, there's a relative.
• There is one comforting conclusion which is easy for a real mathematician.
  Real mathematics has no effects on war. No one has yet discovered any warlike purpose to be served by the theory of numbers or relativity, and it seems unlikely that anyone will do so for many years....
• The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality. -- Edward Abbey