Let Me Tell You Who The Actual "front-runners" Are.

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Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are. On one side, you have
George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of fraternity hazing
wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating stunts to win the approval
of the Republican Right. For example, they had him make a speech oozing
praise all over William Loeb, deceased publisher of the Manchester (N.H.)
Union Leader and Slime Journalist. Loeb had dumped viciously all over George
in the 1980 New Hampshire primary. But when the Right held a big tribute
for Loeb, George came back to the fold, like a man with a bungee cord wrapped
around his neck.
-- Dave Barry