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• The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
• Be careful out there.
• The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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• Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.
  2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents....
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• Outgoing: Strikes up conversation with anyone within 10 urinals of self.
  -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• A pessimist counting his blessings : 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ...
• Reach out and touch someone - just be careful where.