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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars.
  Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....
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  -- Bart, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
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  "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?...
• Taxes, n.: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.